What is your definition of 'happiness'?
• The same as Webster's: living as an adopted kid with two white people. (See, you thought I meant Webster's dictionary, but IN FACT I meant the little guy from that '80s TV show....ah, my wit knows no bounds.)

What is your guilty pleasure?
• BESIDES my "Webster" DVD collection? I'm not sure...probably White Castle cheeseburgers at 3:30AM.

Who would play you in the film version of your life?
• That guy from the "Encyclopedia Britannica" commercials, in which he is talking to the voice-over person about homework he has. Or Brad Pitt (purely based on physical similarities).

What was your first kiss like?
• Ah, nothing like peer pressure to make you remember something forever. It was a girl I really liked and not having the guts myself, my friends shamed me into kissing her. Ah, memories.

Who's your favorite band that no one has ever heard of?
• I like Hydra from Cleveland. Good guys and good music, but I think people have heard of them ;)

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