A Quickie with Box of Stuff's Andy "AJ" Falk
What is your definition of 'happiness'?
- Happiness is...4 porn stars, a Gibson guitar, 50,000 fans, a world tour, a platinum CD and cable modem.
What is your guilty pleasure?
One of my guilty pleasures is losing 500 bucks in 4 hours on the crap table in Vegas and loving every minute of it.
Who would play you in the film version of your life?
I want to say Mickey Rourke cuz in his younger days he was the coolest Motorcycle Boy that ever throttled a Harley, but my friends would probably say Ron Howard, because I'm boring and dependable 90% of the time.
What was your first kiss like?
In 3rd grade I chased a girl named Amy Logan around the school yard at Evergreen Elementary in Miami until she agreed to kiss me. She was a lovely girl with long wavy blonde hair and long stick like legs - a third grade Michelle Pfeifer. I was in seventh heaven, but I'm pretty sure she immediately spit the kiss out and wiped her lips off like someone just smeared acid on her.
Who's your favorite band that no one has ever heard of?
The Slut Boys were probably the only truly punk band I've ever seen. There was no pose, no interest in record deals and no pretense about anything. They didn't even write original songs becuz they thought it was a waste of time. They took any song and turned it into a meat grinding punk anthem. They turned up the guitars and rocked. Everyone danced and sweat. They are one of the reasons I made rock and roll my life.
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