What is your definition of 'happiness'?
• Music.

What is your guilty pleasure?
• The whole band's guilty pleasure would have to be masturbation, but we don't feel guilty after we masturbate!

Who would play you in the film version of your life?
• I'd play myself.

What was your first kiss like?
• It was horrible. The girl had the worst breath I've ever even had to this day!

Who's your favorite band that no one has ever heard of?
• The Reunion Show.

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