A Quickie with Detox Darlings' Spyder
What is your definition of 'happiness'?
- Never mind the warm puppy, happiness to me is a cold beer, hot lights, a
warm Marshall, a packed house, a monitor that actually works and a platter
of honey glazed cheerleaders afterwards, for dipping.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Guilty pleasure? You mean I can only have one? Man is this account overdrawn.
Well, if being the Scrabble-aholic is a crime, then throw away the key!
Who would play you in the film version of your life?
Kevin Bacon would of course star in Spyder Darling: The Unauthorized Autopsy.
Kev's a fine actor but I hope his liver is up to the challenge.
What was your first kiss like?
My first kiss? How's this for romantic: me, a nervous gawky long-haired 16
year old in the Times Square twilight; she, a red-haired Latina who threw
in a topless shoeshine and a couple other personal services. Not bad for
twenty bucks.
Who's your favorite band that no one has ever heard of?
Slipknot side-project The Murderdolls are my favorite unknown band du jour.
Imagine Marilyn Manson singing for the Misfits on crystal meth. No doubt,
the ghoulest group going.
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