What is your definition of 'happiness'?
• It would be relaxing in a king-size bed at an all-inclusive in Aruba, four days off from a tour, financially secure, with a hot brunette, and industrial size cannister of massage oils.

  Or...

  Coming home and having all five of my dogs jump on me and wrestle on the floor.

What is your guilty pleasure?
• First off...I am not hesitant to hide anything. I wear ladies pantyhose onstage with Psycho Charger for Christs's sake!

  I like to shop and spend money (when available)...it has always been a great way to meet women (malls, supermarkets, thrift stores ). It is a hidden, untapped, "meat market" and I love being the minority!

  It's showing my feminine side while I'm looking for some feminine sides!

Who would play you in the film version of your life?
• Howie Mandel plus 75 pounds (how he looks now) on stilts or The Rock with a shaved head, no tattoos, and a half-dozen more Italian/Country/Pittsburgh slang language classes!

What was your first kiss like?
• Sweeeeeeeet...the girl didn't expect it and I got punched.

Who's your favorite band that no one has ever heard of?
• The Cavedogs

HOW CAN YOU BEAT ~ two very HOT, intelligent woman, who love music, and get around propping musicians and social issues (drinking and partying!)